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MEANWHILE - In an Alternate Universe

MEANWHILE - In an alternate universe

TAGS: meanwhile in an alternate universe
Rating: 4.97/5

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skateinferno - March 31, 2013, 4:12 pm
This is my kind of boxing
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm
And a little bit after...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 5:42 pm
You have changed the way I look at the world. I also feel really bad about all those times I humped my pillow during puberty...

STRAWMAN - And you thought scarecrow needed a brain.

TAGS: creation creationism evolution big bang religion atheism strawman argument universe
Rating: 2.14/5

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MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 4:16 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 4:14 am
G'night Bart....I'm headed that way myself.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:09 am
I think I'm gonna turn in, lol, as I fear I'm becoming less and less coherent...Night, Goodall.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 4:00 am
Same here. I can never find it anywhere. Scary premise, though.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:59 am
Heard of, never seen.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:58 am
Have you guys ever seen a movie by the name of "Teeth?"
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
And then he went and won lots of Oscars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:52 am
You got it right.....Mrs Mooo almost threw up watching that film.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:51 am
The other day I watched the CHEAPEST horror movie..."How to Make a Monster." That chick from Heavymetal was topless in it.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:50 am
Gotta love lawnmower dude. I think, or was that Brain Dead? I love any campy horror film.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
have you ever seen "dead alive"?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:49 am
lol That's comically bloody. Makes Quinton look sane.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Yea, you have to take it as the incredibly campy stuff it is. The final fight involves a meat grinder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:47 am
That's pretty graphic stuff Random....not really my thing. But good for a larf.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:44 am
I can read at work (on the sly).... check out Scott Lynch....I was amazed.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Bart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxd08Sp_FdI
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:42 am
Mainly the bus for me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
d***. Really? I didn't think anyone could put Quinton Tarantino to shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:41 am
I dunno....I haven't lived there for almost 8 years....when do you guys find time to read?
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Last time I was there, I went to this cult movie store. Can't recall the name, but me and my brother picked up a film by the name of Ricky-O that is banned in the US for violence.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Who knew there were b*********/midget/coprophilia sites.....Sean, I guess.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:39 am
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
Gotta go. Good night you guys you. But carry on as I'm already gone (looking at p*** on another site by now).
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:38 am
@Sean: Yeah, I'll try some of his other stuff. It was the whole Copperfield angle that drew me to the story, and I aught to give the guy a fair shake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:36 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:35 am
Piers Anthomy is all right until he goes religious....then I wanna chocke him with a rosary.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:34 am
Of you ever go back to Winnipeg Random, find a place called red river books.....or black's books (heh,heh)....pure gold!.
Joshy8632 - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
Piers Anthony The Mode Series. Excellent Books. and i agree with Ender's Game's pedastal position in anyones mind these days i just hope they dont ruin it with the movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:33 am
I love this....no one else I know reads anything but readers digest.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:32 am
Read some other short stories of his. "The Tomb" is a bit of an aquired taste. It takes longer to get going than a lot of his other ones.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I always have trouble finding Lovecraft. Not big in cow town apparently. Though I keep trying to find a copy of 'The Great God Pan' which both Lovecraft and King were both quoted as one of their biggest influences and most terrifying story they've read.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I have a friend that swears by Lovecraft. I read one of his short stories, "In the Tomb of the Pharoes." Didn't think much of it, but I'll probably pick him up again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:31 am
I don't go in for older horror Sean.....But HG Wells ....let me just say, I'd give his corpse a reach around for an unpublished novel.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:30 am
There's nothing wrong with being g** ... just don't read Twilight ... that's just g**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:29 am
Stranger in a strange land is epic....but have you read "to sail beyond the sunset" or "Friday"?.....god I love SF.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:28 am
God, I gotta get faster with these comments. I'm getting jumped all over the place.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
How about H.P. Lovecraft? Read most of his stuff. Solid horror.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
King has gone downhill IMO....Barker is still the master....if he ever publishes anything......not that I'm complaining Clive...please don't hurt me.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
@Moo+: Of course, water brother, Heinland's the man...and the reason I occasionally use the word grock. I haven't read him as extensively as I'd like, but I've read the really well-known stuff...like Stranger and Starship Troopers.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:27 am
Friend of mine read Twilight. We still think he's g**, and most of us decided to get him the twilight blankets they sold at the grocery store we work in, as a joke.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
I've still got to pick up Stephen Kings new book, Under the Dome too.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:26 am
Oh yeah, The Vampire Chronicles ... wish my wife would read them. At the age of 4* she just read all of the *gasp* Twilight thingies. I figure/fear she'll be cruisin' the local high schools soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:25 am
or spider Robinson?...right now I'm on a Poul Anderson bender....and this new (er) guy Scott Lynch.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:24 am
Oh, about your earlier question, if you're looking for a tragic series (the epic sort of thing) William Gibson's Sprawl Trilogy is excellent.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
Dark Tower is everything. Gotta love a horror/western/sci fi/fantasy/drama/romace/action book. And when I mean epic, I mean giant wars, multiple books, whole scale slaughter, all that fun stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 3:23 am
never been a big Bradbury fan....don't know why....I have 34 Asimov first editions and 112 total hard covers....Card is the ****....but have you read any Heinlein?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:22 am
Ah, Epics...like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or...Vampire Chronicles? I've read a few of those. Epics...The Dark Tower Series is fantasy I think. Science-y fantasy, but fantasy.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Talking animals tend to count. Though the ones I read have less talking animals, more sweeping epic plots going over 8 or more books, along with lots of stabby stabby.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:18 am
Poe is horror, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:17 am
And even though it was written back in 89, I think, it's not at all dated.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:16 am
That's great. I should probably read more fantasy than I have. lol More than Harry Potter and Johnathan Stroud, anyway. Poe counts, right? Talking ravens...
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:15 am
I only know of it from a concept album based off the first one. Though the creature in it sounds pretty freakin terrifying as far as books go.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:13 am
Sorry Mr.R, was working on my comment while you were posting yours -- wanted to make sure it was a trilogy of sorts.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 3:12 am
I recommend Hyperion by Dan Simmons. First of a trilogy. So if you like it, there's more.
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 3:04 am
I'll probably grab a few after I finish off the Drizzt series, and Jon Stewarts comedy book. Still got plenty of time before the next Wheel of Time book. Gotta find Hyperion still.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:03 am
too* Let's see...who else. Asimov is a good standard. His short stories are magnificent...same goes for Bradbury, the only man who get away with making a sequel to the House of Usher. lol
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 3:00 am
Orson Wells is great to. That's where I got the Fourth dimension stuff from, "The Time Machine."
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:58 am
questions be. @Random: Heinland is one of my favorites. Another, more contemporary, author I like is Orson Scott Card. His novel, Ender's Game, was one of the first I ever read as a child...and I STILL find myself going back to it from time to time.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
There was a time when no one knew that germs existed, because they are so incredibly small. Is it then possible that something is too large for us to notice? Hell, we could be the germ on the back of a germ. The possibilities are limitless; so should the
MrRandom - January 3, 2010, 2:55 am
Actually, who do you recommend? I'm tearing through some fantasy series right now, and would like to grab some sci fi books after.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
SF fan Bart......who do you read?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
I'm not so eloquent as you two....but after you die, You rot and that's all........I'm quite sure of that.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:53 am
dimension, time. (I read a LOT of science fiction.)Could he be said to have a beginning or and end? I'm not Christian, because I haven't made up my mind, lol, But I like to think that there are things beyond this mortal veil. What makes us so ****y?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:50 am
Life without death would be rather crampt, Sean. Don't you think? Is it really so far fetched to think that there may be a higher consciousness that governs this plane of existence? And what if this being, being all powerful, existed outside the fourth
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:46 am
that seems to love to end human life as vigorously as possible. And don't even get me started on the subject of feline leukemia.
Sean - January 3, 2010, 2:45 am
Of course you can believe that there was this Santa God which always existed and was perfect, but still decided to make us and everything else, including the numerous diseases which seem to love killing kids -- to say nothing of all the other nastiness...
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 2:40 am
Thank you, sir, I'm glad you appreciate the sentiment. Aggressive atheism could be intellectually bankrupting, if it becomes too widespread. The a**umption that there is nothing should not become the answer to life's great question. That's stagnation.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:31 am
Well said Bartimaeus. Well said.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:31 am
there are scholars. We can't let spiritual speculation die, because it has its place. It's an integral part of the human experience.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:30 am
speculation. It's lead to some of the great writings and philosophies throughout the centuries. Th sense of self makes for a sense of morality. In valuing our own being, we learn to value that of others. Sure, there are idiots...but, to the other extreme
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:27 am
No, religion is all a part of the human experience. We have a desire to make sense of our place in the cosmos. Most would like to think that they exist as more than just an organism, a random mass of atoms. And, if you ask me, there's nothing wrong with
johnson2 - May 27, 2009, 4:15 am
ten votes in a row for one lion shows what people think of this "perfect sense".
mrawesomo - May 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
That isn't atheism, that's the big bang theory. Even if it was, it's incredibly similair to the belief that there was nothing then there was god and god made everything.

COFFEE - Makes the universe better

TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.42/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)

PARALLEL UNIVERSE - Where blondes are on top!

OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


TAGS: god handicap existance universe hammy
Rating: 4.32/5

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Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
It's just that you and haar, truely motivate me to de-motivate, and a compliment from one of you is truly valued on my part.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 5:53 pm
It's a helluva poster. And the word is "dishonored". Yer welcome.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 4:33 pm
I am honored you even looked at my poster sean.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 1:27 pm
The ontological argument with a twist. Beautiful. 'Tis a lesser God who needs to be.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:49 am
thanks ed, and a bad one at that aggy
Ed-Hyde - November 29, 2010, 6:49 am
Awesome, beautiful image to go with it. 5L
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
... a mod?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 6:03 pm
That would help, had I wanted things to make sense, but what's the fun in that. and I always did like pointy ears..
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:58 pm
Good lord! we have a half Vulcan / half Arab here. Great logical argument. Before the Timmies descend, just consider God as whatever you worship and it will make more sense.


TAGS: life time comic x men marvel universe hero adamantium
Rating: 2.57/5

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Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:58 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:54 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
MattA - May 23, 2009, 1:36 am
It should be "I'm the best at what I do, AND what I do isn't very nice." Sorry. Just had to point that out.

Meanwhile -

TAGS: rabbit human foot parallel universe
Rating: 4.57/5

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RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:09 am
Good Luck with this one.... 5 severed appendages

DO IT YOURSELF - If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

THE UNIVERSE - 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Stars But Oh, Yeah...We're The Only Intelligent Life

TAGS: stars universe anti faith
Rating: 3.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 28, 2010, 9:38 am
spell check is your friend.
suenero - October 28, 2010, 9:28 am
Just found your poster. It is the very height of aggrorance to believe that the universe is only 6000 years old or that we are so special that a creator of the universe sent his to be killed by us. 5L's for making me smile.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:41 pm
Of course we are. The rest of the life out there is full of dumbf***s and dip****s. Hm. They have Republicans too? Odd. At any rate, we are the only Intelligent race because we have Motifake.com. We win.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:27 pm
"Every planet we reach is dead" - Gorillaz

Parallel Universe -


Meanwhile -

Disbelief -


TAGS: july calendar foreigners earth universe
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:06 pm
fre5h off the boat
forseti - July 26, 2011, 7:21 am

Parallel Universe -

Meanwhile -

TAGS: parallel universe funny
Rating: 4.69/5

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lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:08 pm

These are excellent!~5L


TAGS: center universe jerk coldinjected stick
Rating: 4.44/5

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champ99 - July 7, 2011, 5:53 pm
I work with two of those kind of guys. Lucky me.

BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE - Is the balance between Order & Chaos When the scales tip too far in favour of one, they inevitably tip in favour of the other Thus restoring balance

TAGS: balance universe
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - August 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
Aha! The purpose of the riots was to overcome boredom! ;-)

SHE-RA - Why wasn't the show more like this?!


TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


PARALLEL UNIVERSE - well it's about damn time.

REPLACEMENT UNIVERSE - Available at Walmart in the electronics department.

Relax -

TAGS: science universe
Rating: 2.1/5

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Terrankar - April 20, 2009, 12:17 am
B00MAH, you'll be the first to die =.=
B00MAH - February 24, 2009, 5:53 pm
I think it's just a bunch of bull****, just like Y2K......if the end came as many times as was predicted, there'd be no planet left. I'm having a vision.........I predict......absolutely nuthin' will happen.
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 11:12 am
There is soooo much more to the 2012 theory than that. Try looking into it before making a blind statement.
Scorpio7 - January 26, 2009, 9:40 am
There will be LOTS of murders and ra**s committed, during December, 2012. After all, nobody will be around to prosecute anyone, after 12-21-2012, right?

Lost In Space -

TAGS: government universe stupidity morons idiots
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 3, 2014, 5:44 am
Just noticed this. Take it back, Priss. I love Rob Ford. I'd take him over the opposition any time.
Greybeard - December 1, 2013, 9:41 pm
The stack has been building for the better part of 30 years....LoL
Bolverk3778 - December 1, 2013, 9:48 am
Totally agree. I thought that the politicians in the UK were nuts till I caught a a load of some of your 'Representatives' of both houses on C-Span recently. You have a bigger stack of deadwood blocking up your government than we do!!
Greybeard - November 29, 2013, 9:42 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:56 am
They forgot the super charged morons like Rob Ford! Hey ya grey glad to "see" ya back! 5L for the poster and your timely return.

BOREDOM - Contemplating what beings on other planets think.

conserve -

TAGS: woman flower universe
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2013, 10:47 pm
Just don't get too focused on trying to fertilizing one. Flowers turn into fly traps very quickly.

Life -


Reboot Universe -

Universal Laughter -


TAGS: voltron defender universe five lions
Rating: 4.39/5

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Silverheart - January 20, 2013, 8:21 pm
Thank you. It's always nice when someone votes in Voltrons, as opposed to individual Lions :)
falloutghoul - January 20, 2013, 8:17 pm
I give you 1 Voltron.

Meanwhile -


TAGS: toddler universe jobs kids
Rating: 4.11/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
they* Typo, the telepathic toddler made me do it.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
Yeah , the pwn!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 5:41 pm
the toddlers are showing ownership of their job obviously
Joonya - October 24, 2009, 5:33 pm
What's the apostrophe for?
ICEMAN - October 21, 2009, 10:55 pm
The fundamental job of them is to yak on your shirt.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
and dont come again another day
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 6:41 pm
Go away little Timmy
RonSucks - October 21, 2009, 6:36 pm
Grammar FAIL!

Meanwhile -

TAGS: parallel universe
Rating: 4/5

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BobbEdwards - July 17, 2013, 2:31 pm
Yep, killer 5L Shivers material. Don't forget to flaunt this here around Xmas :-)
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 12:27 pm
I think the 1L votes were a tad harsh. Post that on TheShivers board, it's lacking in content.

Meanwhile -

TAGS: parallel universe
Rating: 4/5

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BobbEdwards - July 17, 2013, 2:36 pm


TAGS: the universe
Rating: 3.63/5

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DOCTOR WALTER ELIAS "WALT" DISNEY - Planned the assimilation of the Marvel universe To gain access to a group of powerful mutants… And thus began a new legend…

TAGS: planned the assimilation of the marvel universe
Rating: 3.33/5

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Chef - May 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Thank you...
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 12:46 am
Chef - May 18, 2010, 12:42 am
How do I find out what the theme for the day is?


WHERE IN THE UNIVERSE - has James Tiberius Kirk gone to?

TAGS: james tiberius kirk universe star trek rnr
Rating: 1.52/5

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RnR - August 6, 2008, 7:22 am
no guts, no glory :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 6:16 pm
RnR, I have this pic in my hard drive, and I considered making a poster out of it for like 2 milliseconds before thinking I would only get nerdtrashed for it. You win a million trekkie points. I salute you. (nice Carmen Sandiego ref btw)

Inescapable -

TAGS: universe toronto super massive black hole
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 29, 2015, 11:38 pm
5 ehs...ya silly canuck dawg!
Greeny - June 27, 2015, 8:38 am
As they say in Letterkenny - "Shocker"

Wet Paint (Special thanks to mizzdizz for inspiration) -

TAGS: wet paint stars universe
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 2, 2015, 3:09 pm
And completely true, too!
JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 11:55 am
Thanks ;)
mizzdizz - June 2, 2015, 11:43 am
I knew you'd do something totally cool JW! 5L!

Overrated -

TAGS: humanity overrated universe crazy people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 5:02 pm
Now these guys know how to PARTY!!! LUV this!!!!! 5 LOL lions and yes, bonus points for the freshly ranting neighbor because I'm laughing too loud!
EmilioDumphque - April 27, 2015, 3:48 am
Go ahead, make fun of him. I'll wait here.

Embrace death -

TAGS: resolve end love universe death
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 23, 2015, 9:07 pm
Not yet, LA. No, not yet. (I think I saw that thing in the shower, though)